1) Because you've never been to one.
2) Because you've gone, but I like to flatter and flatter you.
3) Why is the school of literary critics of the future.
4) Because the least interested in literature.
5) Because it is a good way to socialize and widen the ego.
6) Because it should be a mythical and mystical experience to be in a room full of talent.
7) Because there is always a new promise or literary genius.
8) Because the workshops are as good critics to look at the ink that you blast in the leaf.
9) For all talk of books fascinating, but nobody understands a bit of life.
10) Because it is the best way to meet women who can not love, but have many lovers.
11) Because they stoned enjoy your text.
12) Because someday, with luck, or contacts, you'll be good at what you do.
13) Because God loves to laugh.
14) For the coffee and free cookies.
15) Because none of those attending have been published, beginning with who conducts the workshop.
16) Because you lost a bet.
17) Because you like to receive stars on the forehead when you have done something right.
18) Because you do not know spelling.
19) Because there is always learning holiday season and lack of imagination.
20) Because you do not know love.
21) Because I like old buildings.
22) Because I like to feel your will submitted.
23) Because they gave you a scholarship.
24) Because you have money or many friends in the media.
25) Because they do not know what a shop, let alone literature.
26) Why do not you listened to older dogs.
27) Because with such sensitivity is impossible not to see and mourn.
28) Because the odds are not in your hand.
29) Because of your inability to face the obvious.
30) as corny.
31) For Mammon.
32) by enthusiasts.
33) Because you are a coward. Nabor
Rachowsky
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